Sandman Mystery Porn Theater: Archive

First part of my reading of Ovipositive.

Background track by: Noriyuki Iwadare from Turnabout Jazz Soul

Album art by: Andrei

Hello, my name is andrei, porn artist of homestuck and my little pony fame and i endorse this person and/or product.

Mar 31, 201230 notes

#Audio books of fanfiction should br a thing #What if you are driving and you need to get your johnkat fuckings going on?

baddragonborn:

On tumblr being black is an exclusive club.

Meaning if you don’t agree with the head idiot you are not black.

You are instead something horrible that we cannot speak of.

You are a

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Nah, it actually was really nice, but in addition with a lot of trees and plants that grew there, there wasnt much visibility, so anyone could jump over it and not be seen, i naddition that the workshop is in a sort of lonel street, well. Also part of the stone fence had been brought down,ecently by accident apparently so it all was a really neat coincidence.

mistomaxo replied to your photo: Thats how far the fence is right now. My fathers…

stone walls are nice tho. was it too low?

Mar 30, 2012

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Woah HO, what's it like to be SEXY?

Uh, um.. Thank you.

Mar 29, 20123 notes

Dumbthingswhitepplsay runs the Arkh Project, right? Is it bad that I really hope they saw the your loving fanart when checking out your Tumblr?

I can only hope they did.

Mar 29, 20125 notes

abunchoftwats:

reblog if ur never in leon’s lists of interesting ppl 2 follow :’(

Mar 29, 20127 notes

#cry

Para ser chicano eres muy guapo! (◡‿◡✿)

Uh, idont wanna sound like a jerk but i am not chicano, im from southern Mexico, and while i appreciate your comment, i dont see how being chicano has to do with being or not bein good lookin? A lot of chicano people are total babes >:?

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#me #camwhoring #andrei

tanku:

steamlord313:

kopikoyangi:

1. First impression:
2. Truth is:
3. How old do you look:
4. Have you ever made me laugh:
5. Have you ever made me mad:
6. Best feature:
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
8. You’re my:
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too?

wheeeee

it’s late but i don’t care

Mar 29, 201290,094 notes

but Mako is nothing like Zuko they juuuust looook aliiiiiikkkeeeee.

Thats sorta the joke :7

Also, weve only seen like two episodes with him, maybe hes secretly the fire prince sent to recover his honor or something, please domt erase my shipping experiences, ok sweetie? K thnx bye

Mar 29, 20121 note

ZUTARA WILL LIVE ON THROUG MAKORRA YOU INFIDEL

Cipactli: Bolin? Mkre like hamfisted doofus
junkoisjunk: ok whatever zutarafan01

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#art #andrei #figurines #beesmygod #oc

metal gear? metal gear...

ok, this is not a definitve list, iseriously like most if not all characters from the mgs series (except 4, man that shit was wacked)

Mar 29, 20129 notes

Arch-deaconstructor.

Your mom is dead, stop asking porn in her stead.

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