Sandman Mystery Porn Theater: Archive

Nov 30, 20111,080 notes

is it true that you took on a commission and then didn't do it, threw a hissyfit and just sent a sketch when he asked about it - because that's what the guy told me so i guess you sounded like a jerk but i dunno if that's true

Nah, if the guy youre talking about is the guy i think, he was a douche that tricked some guys on an image board into giving him money, boasting about it on /co/, he commissioned me some work and kept blabbering about how cool he was and how lame those tricked were, so i just had it, finished the picture but instead of giving it, i erased it and gave the money to a friend who was dearly in need of it. Since giving the money back would have been imposible at least i tried to do some good with it. I know its not somethign respectable what i did but i think it was the right think to do.

Nov 30, 20117 notes

#brainfart #ask andrei

GOOD NIGHT NERDS

SWEET DREAMS

Nov 30, 20117 notes

#OLLIES OUTIE

Nov 30, 20115 notes

#mal-ebooks #homestuck #andrei #ART

rickz0r:

rocketslime:

hoeslovekiddo:

ARIES- know how to suck everything.
TAURUS- Are Professionals at sex.
GEMINIS- the most obsessed about sex.
CANCER- make you hot and excite you to the maximum.
LEO- the only sign that can make you touch the sky.
VIRGO- The sweetest in…

>Tauros

i should really take up prostitution, the might of celestial bodies compels me…

Nov 30, 2011551 notes

Nov 30, 201129 notes

#jane crocker #poppop #mspaint adventures #homestuck #necrophilia #nsfw #art #doodle #porn #andrei

if you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why.

nachobragers:

lol

Hahaha,

Nov 29, 2011119,356 notes

#no

Nov 29, 201113 notes

#popedope #art #andrei #doodle

Reblog if your boyfriends are beautiful.

Nov 29, 201110,577 notes

Hey mang, why you down all the time? Life's as good as you make it broski!

Because its easier to complain and whine than to actually change something, im in a relationship with two wodnerful people, im healthy, im still at school, my family even dodged some pretty awful financial problems recently, thank goodness, yet ive turned lethargic and insecure, id blame some recent evets on it, but it is too easy, its my fault for letting it get to me, and i should be able to deal with it in time, i must. I think i will stop whining and actually do somethign from now on.

Nov 29, 20114 notes

You should draw like. Some Monster Hunter stuff. Because I think. You have much potential there.

Yeah, sure right after i finish my commissions, in the meantimes, whats so great about mosnter hunter? why dos it have so much potential for porn? Arent there enoguh outlets for monster dick porn out there?

Nov 29, 20111 note

what is your position on shitting dick nipples

A timeless classic that should come back, and it probably will, if it doesnt im afraid illl have to necromance its floppy necromatic tender waste spewing cylindric meat poles and let them stand up proud again.

Nov 29, 20113 notes

It's that time again.

cheesydicks:

Nov 29, 201120 notes

reblog if you're the big gay

Nov 29, 2011315 notes

charmsandpandas:

sarahfu replied to your post: is there really any difference between the sort of…

IDGI though people are allowed to hate things and make posts on their blog about it, they are even allowed to express that opinion w/others even if everyone else loves it.

well of course they are,…

Basically this, the worst part of is that they have deluded themselves into thinking that they are doing her a favor, and call the barrage of insults and mindless hostility “critique”, its sad because some of those people i thought were cool and level headed and they were honestly trying to help her improve, but now there acting under this pretense that they can insult and being assholes to another peson and then think its okay because they gave her a vague pseudo critique on her work, that borders into the kind of rections that youd expect someone acting up on jealousy to have or being part of a bandwagon.

Nov 29, 20115 notes

#nobody cares andrei #brainfart

You did the "Breakfast at Tiffany's" poster parody with Kanaya, right?

Yep, wanna fight about it, chump?

Nov 28, 2011

You are pure human trash.

I know.

Nov 28, 20114 notes

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